Some funny quotes heard around my apartment over the last few days

#1. CJ, regarding some funny toy combinations, furniture reorganizations, and treat-rewarded obstacle courses he has contrived for my cat:
“I enjoy presenting her with novel situations and watching how she responds.”
And he calls ME a nerd. I must say though that my cat ADORES him, and since I adore them both it contributes to [...]

Tidbits.

My iPod is taking forEVer to sync with my computer (had to give the laptop back to the old job people!), so I am stuck puttering around the new digs until it’s done and I can drive to the old apartment to get the last of my stuff… I HOPE. I can’t believe how much [...]

Cruel.

I think it is terrible that “Senior” formula cat food only comes in small and medium sized bags, not the uber-big ones that last for months. Why don’t they just print on the label “We don’t want you to be haunted by leftover kitty kibble in the inevitable situation that your cat dies before eating [...]